Web-cam-stop-motion-thing

This post is devoted to just that. Here are some of the ones I thought were worthy of mention.

I don't like this girl. It really irked me that I couldn't figure out what she was spelling, thusly I think she's making it up!



This one irritated me because I'm waiting for it to go rightside up but it never does. I like her hair though :)

I swear to God this is Corrin's twin!



Emo kid flip off..just one of BILLIONS

BWAHAHAHA IT MAKES ME LAUGH!

Pretty sweet transformers

OH SWEET JESUS THE EYES!!!!!

Lol Star Wars

"OH SNAP" Original



Goons "OH SNAP" remake.

Batgoon from the SA forums


How neat!

Lol


He wishes

House?

She looks like an elephant seal :(


This is what nightmares are made of


For some reason I kept trying to find .gifs of this chick...here's all I could find






I call it "Bro Dance" but it makes me laugh


Eh..

Who has time to sleep?

I certainly don't! I'm all hopped up on espresso from Starbucks, I know right? Paul went to bed well over an hour ago and I've just kind of been messing around online. Okay so I've really been messing around with the "Web-cam-stop-motion-thing". I can't help it...it's fun! That and I've learned to say "Bitch Please" in American sign language. So I brought the two together to (what an alliteration!) show you this!



Pretty sweet, eh? Anyway, I'm possibly thinking of making Paul a video but I don't know because A) I'd have to go outside with my camera since my mic isn't connected to my computer and B) I really don't know what to say lol.

Here are just a few things I've seen on the "Web-cam-stop-motion-thing"

1) Dogs, I love dogs!
2) Really ugly people..girls actually really ugly girls
3) People are constantly moving their mouths around and/or eating the camera
4) Boobies
5) Signs, people write signs that disappear SO fast that only superman himself would have fly around the earth backward in a leotard to slow it down in order for it to be legible.
6) Hats...people love their hats
7) Things moving/disappearing/dissipating
8) Glasses

And that's about it. Yuppo

S'all I'm saying. I'll tag this crap a little later..my butt hurts and I'm tired at the moment! PEACE!

I was hugged and I feel violated

So, dad and Julie come home from Louisville today, and along with getting things out of my mammaw's house(she's in a nursing home now) they bought a new car. We're taking a ride in the new car and dad stops by a gas station and tells me to run in and get some ice cream. And this is where it all gets...creepy

I look around but they don't have the ice cream we want, a guy comes in and says Hi, and I say hi back because I've seen him come into the store a few times. He asks me if they are still selling ice cream (They have a built in ice cream thingy) And I say I don't know. So he hugs me, and then with his arm still around me starts walking me to the register saying "We'll ask together". So we get to the counter and I ask the lady if the ice cream thing is opened, and while she's answering me this guy hugs me AGAIN! It's not like a nice friendly hug, it's like a tight, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down kind of hug. While he's hugging me he says "You don't know what you mean to me". So I'm all like heh...ok. Well the lady is like telling us that they are closed and asking what we want, and if we want them to open and I said, no I just wanted the drumsticks and after I got out of this guys deathgrip I ran back to the safety of my daddy and told him to DRIVE!!!!!

I told him what happened and dad saw the guy come out and got his license plate number, the guy drove off and dad said he must be behind the building because he didn't see him come out from around. So we went around the building because dad wanted to "have words" with him. We ended up not finding him and I'm glad. I was a little shocked and pissed at myself for not doing anything. I had that dumb girl reaction, "I don't want to hurt his feelings so I'll just let him hug me". GAH! I'm STUPID!

_Allecto_ shut up!

Whine, whine, whine! As a woman, I'm all for having equal rights but for the love of Pete just shut up!

I recently discovered a person's blog who makes me feel so volatile. This person is a lesbian feminist, ok that's cool, whatevs, right? TOTALLY WRONG! She's completely paranoid! I get upset when I go to websites like somethingawful.com or break.com because they judge women by their looks. I don't, however, immerse myself into a television show and pick apart the creator for allegedly being a misogynist.

This lady has beef with Joss Whedon because she claims that the television show "Firefly" basically gives the impression of female dominance, or powerful women, but really just slaps them in the face like they took too long makin dinner. As a woman I find this to be untrue on many levels. This is one of my favorite shows, and Joss Whedon is an excellent writer and producer.

One of her tirades includes the number of times a female talks as opposed to the number of times a male talks. Boo Hoo women aren't speaking as much as the men! 1) Actions speak louder than words and 2) Quality, not quantity. It doesn't matter, and it shouldn't matter. Discussing the amount of times which gender talks is insane, especially for a pilot episode.

Rape?! Are you serious? There isn't any point in any episode in which rape is happening. Do you know what rape is? "..sexual intercourse carried out forcibly or under threat of injury against the will usually of a female or with a person who is beneath a certain age or incapable of valid consent". That's right go on some ridiculous rant about how prostitution is rape. Inara is a glorified prostitute, she knows what she's doing and she chooses to do it. I suppose a woman who is promiscuous isn't a slut, it's just sexual liberation?

"I am really quite shocked by how readily Joss is accepted as a feminist, and that his works are widely considered to be feminist." A quote from your rant, and congratulations, you just called women stupid. No, you didn't outright say it (much like a lot of what you say of Firefly, huh?) but the undertones of that sentence just say it all, "WOMEN ARE STUPID FOR BELIEVING THIS". Anyone can take something and twist it anyway they want to. And that is exactly what is being done in your rant, and not just about Joss Whedon, but about everything. Why not go bash Tyra Banks for being black and subjecting women to the horrible torture of being criticized on how they look.

Hey Baby *Wink*

As promised I am here to discuss men and winking.



I'm pretty much fascinated by the fact that winking is seductive, or even a form of flirting. This all started about 2 months ago when I was in Indianapolis visiting my friends. Ashley had invited a co-worker over. He was very flirtatious and very funny, and he winked. He would wink whenever you were in a conversation with him. He would wink whenever he was flirting. The boy winked, alright?



So it got me thinking, "How does one go about winking?" With the right people doing it winking can be a very awesome thing to endure. But how do you know that you are one of those people who can do it? Do you just go around winking and people would be like "Man, you look ridiculous!" or "Oh my god! You look SO hot doing that!" I don't really know.



How many different kinds of winks are there? I can think of two main winks.



1. The sly wink: The wink you usually see in movies where the character is discussing a plan and gives them that wink. Essentially this :

2. The seductive wink: The wink you only give to your lover to let them know that it's them that you want. Or essentially this :

I've just been kind of curious I guess.

And as always :

Missing a finger? No problem!

So, working at the DG I've had my fair share of people with hand deformities, it's cool. One guy has what I call a "claw" because it's just like, his pinky and half his thumb. I'm afraid to ask how that happened but he's a nice guy and his brother goes to my church and we all get along. It doesn't gross me out too bad I guess is what I'm trying to say.

There are those who have hand deformities that I'm not so comfortable with. Especially when they hand me money with the hand missing like 3 fingers. Why would you do that? It's creepy. Do you make a concious decision to use that particular hand to do your bidding? I know that I can't "catch" a missing finger but still, I don't want to touch it. Which brings me to a hilarious story about a boy and his finger...

Ok it was a man and his freaky deformed out the BUTT finger! So, this dude comes into my line and starts arguing with me about the price of something even though it is CLEARLY priced right on the product. He admits defeat, and I am victorious! Or so I thought. He hands me the money and when I grab it from his hand I realize that his index finger is, how should I say, a little abnormal. It looked like an eckrich sausage all curved up over the other fingers! I'm not even joking. It was about the same width of one too! He had won the battle. Though I was right of the price, he won because he chose to use his sausage-like digit to hand me money. Either way, I recoiled in disgust for a split second and continued on my cashier-ly duties.

Questions: Do you think people like that do it on purpose? Would you do it on purpose to people who've pissed you off? Would you do it just get a laugh at their reactions?

Answer: I do, I would and I would.

Tune in shortly to read about me discussing "Men who wink"